Monday, January 16, 2017

update!!

has it even been one minute yet?? i don't think so
but i'm an attention whORE so lets get this ball rolling again

i just realized i didnt use any crazy formatting in my last post and i need to change that right now ok

wait have i used this before?
how about this? nope too boring
what about this? ahh perfect it's bland just like me, the piece of white bread trash that i am 😉😉😉

kms

bye

?? cryptid is back

back with more memes and suffering, here i am
by now you should understand that im either gonna update once every two minutes or once every two months there is no in between i swear to god the same fucking thing happened with my last blog
also i wrote some fanfiction its davekat but idk if anyone heres into that ship so ill just put a link here
there ya go for all you hamsteak trash like me
go ahead
im writing this blog instead of posting another chapter bc idk?
also i got really into hamilton once and that was fun, if you havent heard of it its cool i mean it opens with "how does a bastard orphan son of a whore" so if thats not fuckin cool go ahead and bite me in the ass
im sure there are people out there who would do that anyways
sadly
i mean my entire life is dedicated mostly to dicking around with my friends and reading hardcore smut at four in the morning so if thats not 'sadly' idk what is
oh shit while i was writing this somebody else clicked on the fanfic thank god i was worried nobody would read it
note: i currently have 2 hits
im starved for attention currently. im desperate and needy ok
to be fair i promote this blog all over g+ so i guess im always this needy? anyways im an emo teen well actually no im 12 currently
you know that laughing tears emoji? i fucking hate that thing. despise it with all my heart. that thing can go fuck itself. seriously fuck that thing in its yellow ass
just emoji (emojis?) in general? they can fucking fuck off except for the rams i ramspam people with those the rams can stay and maybe also the gay flag bc im gay
im a fuckin gay boi
speakin of which i rly hope my parents get me a binder and maybe some nice flannels for my bday?? that would be amazeballs PARENTS IF YOURE READING THIS well first of all i have more problems than asking for a binder if my parents are reading this shit
speaking of parents, viewer question: where are your parents? in the ground, in jail, two feet away reading this, please comment below because i dont give a fUCK about your opinion

people are gonna think im high but no im just 12 and havent slept in literally a week ok

see you in five years or five minutes