it's actually like normal time and i'm blogging? holy shiiiiiiiit this is new
im supposed to be homeworking and cleaning but fuck that noise i want to rant about my problems to an unsuspecting group of followers
i have no friends
the end
anyways how the fuck is everyone doing today? good? good
it's snowing more
it's actually almost as cold as my heart and as white as my skin out there
i am a piece of white cracker trash
no seriously i use pinterest like a white-bread mom
then again i only use it to document how my life has gone so horribly wrong so
what're yall listening to? i'm just listening to the the entire discography of my chemical romance
i'm going to be writing in emo text now i'm very sorry for anyone that wanted to actually read this
but seriously mcr is really good?! i wish it was actually back and didnt just rerelease wttbp
i mean seriously i remember the hype over the summer
it actually almost scored me a date with a cute girl but my schedule fucked up :(
and shit, that girl was actually pretty cute and also almost as emo as me
but no, another young love canceled by fucking scheduling
that sounds like a fall out boy song
"another young love canceled by fucking scheduling"
i'd listen to it
it's time to clean for realz now so gtg bye
Sunday, December 11, 2016
Saturday, December 10, 2016
whoa im back
hey all you little fuckwads how are you doing today
good? that's great
i was writing this on the mobile app but it kept fuckin crashing so now i have to do it on the "desktop site" on mobile this is so great
I love it so good it's so good
Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior I goddamn hate using desktop sites on mobile it's fucking shit but I mean I guess I have to or otherwise the app will crash all the time and I won't be able to post
I love that when I wrote 'to' and misspelled it as 'too' one of the auto selects was "shook"
well my day went super duper well, I had a chance to skype my longtime friend who I sorta wish I could date but she doesn't like me back so. that was that. very fun.
honestly I just want to hold her and tell her I love her and kiss her but again she doesn't like me back plus she lives a thousand miles away literally so there's that :(
well I don't want to run the risk of sounding too much like a fucking depressed friendzoned white boy so I'm gonna stop talking about that
guys did you know there is a thing called Snow outside and it's an actual fucking nightmare? like it's fun to play in but it's a nightmare otherwise
I'm very tired and should sleep now but nah
however I do need to watch six 15-minute videos in an hour so wish me luck
peace out you cute little dipshits 😘😘😘
good? that's great
i was writing this on the mobile app but it kept fuckin crashing so now i have to do it on the "desktop site" on mobile this is so great
I love it so good it's so good
Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior I goddamn hate using desktop sites on mobile it's fucking shit but I mean I guess I have to or otherwise the app will crash all the time and I won't be able to post
I love that when I wrote 'to' and misspelled it as 'too' one of the auto selects was "shook"
well my day went super duper well, I had a chance to skype my longtime friend who I sorta wish I could date but she doesn't like me back so. that was that. very fun.
honestly I just want to hold her and tell her I love her and kiss her but again she doesn't like me back plus she lives a thousand miles away literally so there's that :(
well I don't want to run the risk of sounding too much like a fucking depressed friendzoned white boy so I'm gonna stop talking about that
guys did you know there is a thing called Snow outside and it's an actual fucking nightmare? like it's fun to play in but it's a nightmare otherwise
I'm very tired and should sleep now but nah
however I do need to watch six 15-minute videos in an hour so wish me luck
peace out you cute little dipshits 😘😘😘
Friday, December 9, 2016
i'm back
and listening to teenagers by mcr this time. what a welcome change
i'm literally just liveblogging a normal night of mine
like jesus christ it's midnight and a half and i'm sitting here typing about typing on my blog
this is getting too meta, time to sto
-INSTRUMENTAL THATS REALLY GOOD I LIKE IT A LOT
-TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVIN SHIT OUTTA ME
-THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONELL BLEED
-SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE
-MAYBE THEYLL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME
-ALL TOGETHER NOW
okay whoa that was a lot
i'm putting more effort into this fuckin rant blog than i'm putting into an actual conversation im having with an actual friend. im such a nice friend to have, im sure she appreciates this (you know who you are and youre probably the only person reading atm)
ok but seriously im gonna get addicted to blogging and that might not be so good ya know?
i think im gonna stop for a little while
(itll probably be like six months and then i'll be like 'hey i made a blog??' so)
(sorry in advance)
bye all you cuteass mother fuckers 😉😉😉
i'm literally just liveblogging a normal night of mine
like jesus christ it's midnight and a half and i'm sitting here typing about typing on my blog
this is getting too meta, time to sto
-INSTRUMENTAL THATS REALLY GOOD I LIKE IT A LOT
-TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVIN SHIT OUTTA ME
-THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONELL BLEED
-SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE
-MAYBE THEYLL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME
-ALL TOGETHER NOW
okay whoa that was a lot
i'm putting more effort into this fuckin rant blog than i'm putting into an actual conversation im having with an actual friend. im such a nice friend to have, im sure she appreciates this (you know who you are and youre probably the only person reading atm)
ok but seriously im gonna get addicted to blogging and that might not be so good ya know?
i think im gonna stop for a little while
(itll probably be like six months and then i'll be like 'hey i made a blog??' so)
(sorry in advance)
it's been 4 minutes this time
just made the about me
do i sound drunk
i bet i do?
-PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME I DONT LOOK THE SAAAME
but nah im not drunk
or high
unless i'm high on fuckin life bro
again, if you read my about me, i'm literally 12
so if i got my hands on any alcohol someone would be being very irresponsible probably
-SHARE ONE MORE DRINK WITH ME, SMILE EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SAD
good song, right there
very broadway-ish, which i like
the trumpets are unrealistic expectations though
did i mention i play the trumpet?? and the drums sorta??
welp shit, time to update the about me
brb
do i sound drunk
i bet i do?
-PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME I DONT LOOK THE SAAAME
but nah im not drunk
or high
unless i'm high on fuckin life bro
again, if you read my about me, i'm literally 12
so if i got my hands on any alcohol someone would be being very irresponsible probably
-SHARE ONE MORE DRINK WITH ME, SMILE EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SAD
good song, right there
very broadway-ish, which i like
the trumpets are unrealistic expectations though
did i mention i play the trumpet?? and the drums sorta??
welp shit, time to update the about me
brb
how long has it been since i last posted
the answer: 3 minutes or something im not counting
well who cares i wanted to listen to na na na by mcr and i did that while formatting my blog and holy shit it's emo well i guess you can see it if you can see the blog
i just said 'thanx' to my friend. like i used the second part of the abbreviation but not the first part. why did i do that? who knows. the important thing is that brendon urie is singing and it's all chill now
if you are viewing this post on a computer or some shit, you could notice that the little icon in the top is a smol spider. why? because you don't need halloween to be spooky
boo
did i scare u
probably
-IAFAISNDFASODFKMAOERIJKMFDAIRJOFW
sorry brendon did that part in hallelujah where he did the 'AAAAAAAAAHHH' part actually that's most of it but who cares it sounded nice so
spotify ad? who the hell car
-ONE DAY!!
es? spotify ads are shi
-ONE!! DAY!! SALE!!!!
t anyways just give me some more of that sweet sweet la devotee
in case you don't know, i'm fuckin gay as shit
actually maybe i should do an 'about me' hold on
well who cares i wanted to listen to na na na by mcr and i did that while formatting my blog and holy shit it's emo well i guess you can see it if you can see the blog
i just said 'thanx' to my friend. like i used the second part of the abbreviation but not the first part. why did i do that? who knows. the important thing is that brendon urie is singing and it's all chill now
if you are viewing this post on a computer or some shit, you could notice that the little icon in the top is a smol spider. why? because you don't need halloween to be spooky
boo
did i scare u
probably
-IAFAISNDFASODFKMAOERIJKMFDAIRJOFW
sorry brendon did that part in hallelujah where he did the 'AAAAAAAAAHHH' part actually that's most of it but who cares it sounded nice so
spotify ad? who the hell car
-ONE DAY!!
es? spotify ads are shi
-ONE!! DAY!! SALE!!!!
t anyways just give me some more of that sweet sweet la devotee
in case you don't know, i'm fuckin gay as shit
actually maybe i should do an 'about me' hold on
what is up my broskis
okay so the last blog sorta devolved into fuckin madness and i had to be 'mature' and 'responsible' and 'no swearing grace' but i got tired of that and holy shit it has been a while
this is going to be madness. be prepared.
-note: i will probably be writing this, grammarless, at three am while listening to l.a. devotee from p!atd on repeat as well as the entirety of 'helena' by mcr so
-another note: just another la devoteeeeeee
-another note: l a devoteeee l a devoteeee l a devoteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yep i'm so frickin zazzed for this opportunity
this is why i have a business email because if any employer sees this then holy shit im in trouble
-OOOH ITS CRAZY EQUALS GENIUS HELL YEA
-she said youre just like just mike love but youll never be brian wilson
-HEEEY HEEEY
-then i'm a fuckin arsonist, i'm a rocket scientist
sorry bout that, this might happen a lo
-BUT YOURE NEVER GONNA LEARN LEARN LEARN HEEEEY
ok i should stop apologizing now
this is gonna be more of a coping mechanism than a real 'blog', just a warning
youll learn about my life and shit and probably suffer through a lot of vaguely emo tangents
this is the product of a terrible family and a shit ton of youtube
lets do this
this is going to be madness. be prepared.
-note: i will probably be writing this, grammarless, at three am while listening to l.a. devotee from p!atd on repeat as well as the entirety of 'helena' by mcr so
-another note: just another la devoteeeeeee
-another note: l a devoteeee l a devoteeee l a devoteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yep i'm so frickin zazzed for this opportunity
this is why i have a business email because if any employer sees this then holy shit im in trouble
-OOOH ITS CRAZY EQUALS GENIUS HELL YEA
-she said youre just like just mike love but youll never be brian wilson
-HEEEY HEEEY
-then i'm a fuckin arsonist, i'm a rocket scientist
sorry bout that, this might happen a lo
-BUT YOURE NEVER GONNA LEARN LEARN LEARN HEEEEY
ok i should stop apologizing now
this is gonna be more of a coping mechanism than a real 'blog', just a warning
youll learn about my life and shit and probably suffer through a lot of vaguely emo tangents
this is the product of a terrible family and a shit ton of youtube
lets do this
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